Alsemero is a young man from 17th century Valencia who's in love with Beatrice, daughter of the most powerful man in Alicante. Unfortunately, she is locked into marriage with Alonso. She has made the mistake of asking her father's servant De Flores, who is also in love with her, to murder Alonso. After killing him, De Flores demands payment from Beatrice by deflowering her. On her wedding night, Beatrice bribes her maid, who is still a virgin, to take her place in bed with Alsemero. This, of course, leads to further complications.
Ian Dury, Amanda Ray-King, Colm O Maonlai, Billy Connolly, Campbell Morrison, Moya Brady, Richard Mayes, Leo Wringer, Julia Tarnoky, James Maker, Joe Dixon, Duncan Duff, Frank Scantori, Vivian Stanshall, John Cooper Clarke, Julie Simpson, Sarah-Jane Hennessy, Stuart Vaughn, Charlotte Knight, Miltos Yerolemou, Tim Marchant, Sophie Bevan, Sue Maund, Toby Eddington, Sarah Parish, Gary Sefton, Karen Bryson, Guy E Williams