Midgets Vs. Mascots
It is a battle of the ages when Big Red, deceased little person and former mascot turned porn mogul, puts his great fortune up for grabs. In order to secure the bulk of the inheritance, each of his family members must coach a team comprising people very close to Big Red's heart: five little people and five mascots. To win a million bucks, the teams must compete against one another in 30 absurdly ridiculous events.